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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. THANKS, BINK!

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"Took mom to the store today and she drove the cart into a six-foot-high display of hundreds of JELL-O boxes."—Via an e-mail from my mom via an e-mail from my uncle in Florida. My homegirl Sara T. responded to this as "I can't wait to get old."

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"I'm a great believer in vulgarity—if it's got vitality. A little bad taste is like a nice splash of paprika. We all need a splash of bad taste—it's hearty, it's healthy, it's physical. I think we could use more of it. No taste is what I'm against." Diana Vreeland. I love her. Looooooove her. 

The Happy Monday | Quite A Quote

"Big noses. I like big noses. Really small noses are almost disgusting. They honestly make me sick."

^{Sarah Silverman  |  Flaunt Magazine  |  Issue 73 (The Jewish Issue)  |  Page 94}

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"One time I had 32 to hickeys. I counted them. And they were real." 32!!!!!! Gah! Gross! Sick statement was overhead from a chica by E while riding the DART rail on the way home from work tonight. 

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"So. Embarrassing. Forever."

I won't name names or reveal reasons for this shout out. Most everyone in Dallas knows this person. Take a guess at the impetus for his/her quote. Come on commentators, freestyle. OR, write a "it could have been worse if..." comment. Tomorrow is my first day back to work after a five-day sojourn to the Hill Country for the 4th of July—make me, my friend, smile—don't do NSFW, pweeze (so square). Already, the guilty party is laughing about the sitch. Good sign. Ring, Ring.

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"Whatever Skeevie Nicks."

Said by Daisy to Heather on the Rock of Love Season 2 Reunion.

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What Would You Be If You Were Not What You Are?

"I'd write ad copy. It's probably the most conceptual job in the world."
Richard Prince
WWD Scoop
Winter Edition, p.23

Sarcasm much?

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::sigh::
have been so busy.
so, for now...
a quote we can all relate to.

"Everyone has that my-housekeeper-used-Pledge-on-my-Donald-Judd story,"
says Amy Cappellazzo of Christie's.

Oh, totally.
CONSUELO!